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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

better paying job 

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

coolidiculous 

the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous (ridiculous in a positive sense)

(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?

dude 2: Dimma

dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?

dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges

b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break

soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.

soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.
IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.
broccoli-art by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

horny plump 

An offensive term for a very horny, BBW cougar/Milf.
Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013

workverload 

People under 45 years, if they manage their stress levels properly, won't die of workverload unless they have a Balzacian heart .
workverload by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013