Definitions by Uncle Dimma
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk
this term is used to describe
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
better paying job
a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
better paying job by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
coolidiculous
the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous (ridiculous in a positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): something that's cool and (positive) ridiculous at the same time
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 2: don't know, my parents chose it
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
BFA
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
b) (acronym for blank firing attachment): a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a): I will forget my BFA on purpose to annoy you.
BFA by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
broccoli-art
broccoli-art by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013
horny plump
Horny plump is a perfect epitome of a paradox since horny and plump are adjectives by themselves, but I have combined them to form a noun.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013
workverload
People under 45 years, if they manage their stress levels properly, won't die of workverload unless they have a Balzacian heart .
workverload by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2013