Definitions by Uncle Dimma
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry
(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
the riper the bush, the juicier the berry by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
Elmo's world
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
immb
a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.
father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary
immb by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
ça laisse à désirer
a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)
father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework.
ça laisse à désirer by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014
Miranda Rights
(Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev]; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).
someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Timothy Mcveigh; both were terrorists and American citizens. Dzhokhar needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (at Boston's FBI office)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site at the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014
penmanship
the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014