Definitions by Uncle Dimma
to buffoon and cartoon yourself
(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)
for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
to buffoon and cartoon yourself by Uncle Dimma January 4, 2015
business-suicide
An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future
business-suicide by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015
friendteraction
it's better to have no human verbal interaction with anyone, friend or foe, than risk having a friendteraction with a total stranger
friendteraction by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015
travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates
a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde
b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures
b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.
travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015
ghetto-smart
a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood
If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart
ghetto-smart by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2015