Definitions by Uncle Dimma

keep your hands on the steering wheel 

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

keep your hands on the steering wheel by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2015

cupid's daughter

a girl who loses her virginity on cupid's birthday, i.e. St valentine's Day

St Valentine's Day is supposed a day for men to feel manly: supposing both of you are single, find a virgin girl at a bar and turn her into their own personal cupid's daughter

cupid's daughter by Uncle Dimma February 1, 2015

Super Blow Sunday 

( a parody of Super Bowl Sunday): when, on Super Bowl Sunday your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life and then you watch the Super Bowl together.

Under special circumstances a Super Blow Sunday can occur after the game, when, after your favorite team has lost, your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life to make you feel better.

Super Blow Sunday by Uncle Dimma February 1, 2015

adomestic goddess

a goddess from Athens that also happens to absolutely detest household chores

i once dated a girl who was the exact epitome of an adomestic goddess

adomestic goddess by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2015

coffee with milk 

a coolidiculous/very offensive, depending on the context, term for a bi-racial, or perceived to be bi-racial, person

the phrase coffee with milk, under certain circumstances, can actually offend the person you are talking to. please do not use it à tort et à travers

coffee with milk by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2015

taxpayer inc. 

a type of society in which bureaucrats make more than the working class at minimum wage

i currently live in a taxpayer inc.

taxpayer inc. by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015

broom-monkey 

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

broom-monkey by Uncle Dimma January 30, 2015