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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

craigslist 

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist
have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for'probably doesn't want to talk to you
craigslist by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

porndiery 

(a combination of the words pornography and diary): the personal diary of a escort, prostitute, or high end call girl
not many people would know this, but the real translation of the word "pornography" from its original ancient Greek is actually porndiery, not what we consider porn today.
porndiery by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

colorism 

a) racism by non-whites against whites
b) racism by whites, who want to appear "politically correct", against other whites
our mediapocritic society can't seem to understand, that yes, to some extent, colorism definition b), does indeed exist.
colorism by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

non-intelligo 

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): a rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person
the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.
non-intelligo by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015
a) (apples that melt): valuables left ''unattended", especially food , consumed in the blink of an eye by other family members, left on your kitchen table
b) (assholes that matter): teachers in high school you absolutely hate, but whose class you must absolutely take, and pass, in order to graduate.
I mean we have all had an atm, definition, b), right?
atm by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

mein kampf 

a) "my struggle" as translated from German
b) the title of Hitler's political commifesto
c) one's personal, political and social crusade
you can publish any commifesto you want, but be careful that your mein kampf definition c) isn't misunderstood and misinterpreted by the wrong people, only to become mein kampf, definition b)
mein kampf by Uncle Dimma February 28, 2015

other cats to skin 

a) synonym for the phrase "bigger fish to fry".
b) can also be translated to French of France as "d'autres chats à foueter"
people waste a lot of time doing meaningless things like crimes and drugs when they have other cats to skin, such as pursuing their educational/career ambitions.
other cats to skin by Uncle Dimma February 27, 2015