Definitions by Uncle Dimma

fall rearrangement 

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

fall rearrangement by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

let's become Mr and Mrs Smith

To hook up with someone in order to become their lover, fuckfriend, hexventure buddy and partner in crime, combined.

My phrase let's become Mr and Mrs Smith parodies the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie movie of the same name.

let's become Mr and Mrs Smith by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

a stag-n-doe 

a party where, all the invitees, both male and female, are single.

I have never yet been to a stag-n-doe, have you?

a stag-n-doe by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

St Valentine's Day Massacre 

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

St Valentine's Day Massacre by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

doe party

similar to a stag party, but one where there are only females.

a guy could probably go to a doe party, but only on Halloween, or as a security guard on any other day

doe party by Uncle Dimma March 2, 2015

peanut butter and jelly 

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.

peanut butter and jelly by Uncle Dimma March 1, 2015

sofacrat 

a bureaucrat/civil servant who issues executive orders, but with the best political, social, economic and health interests of the population at heart

since Sofia is the ancient greek term for wisdom, and my mom is a social worker who cares about her flock, I can call her a sofacrat, no?

sofacrat by Uncle Dimma March 1, 2015