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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

( written Джохар Царнаев in Russian)

a) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
b) someone who does not, under any circumstances, IMHO deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

N.B: bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2016

non-intelligo 

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): \

a) rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person
b) even if the person is educated, they still aren't versed in Latin and therefore don't know what the phrase damno quod non intelligo means in Latin
the word non-intelligo, definition a), can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy].
non-intelligo by Uncle Dimma December 5, 2016

trump-a-meltstression

a distress-induced depression and subsequent meltdown of the US media following Donald Trump's win in the Nov 8, 2016 election.
The current US media has no one but itself to blame for its own case of trump-a-meltstression, since the media, being the porch-dogs that they are in their coastal elite bubble, failed to realise that Donald Trump's message, did resonate with the voters.

social trash 

(Мусорчок по русски) : very offensive term for poor, uneducated, underemployed or underemployed people of any race whose main goal in life is to anger the pope or to reform the Church by engaging in sporadic flashes of mob violence or civil disobedience when a certain political , social, or cultural event doesn't turn out in their favor.
Whether Vancouver, Canada in 2011 after the Canucks lost The Stanley Cup or a rock concert that in ended with overturned police cars, the root causes of social trash mob violence must always be first examined from a sociological perspective before jumping to any pundit-like political conclusions.
social trash by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2016

Ehre mein weiBen kultur

a) a German phrase meaning "glory to my white culture"
b) what a WASP says in order to point out their contempt for the behavior of a chimney-sweep.
Ehre mein weiBen kultur is not an offensive term by itself, only when it is misused; anyone, regardless of race or ethnic group, should be proud of their own culture to some extent.

pirate's slang 

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
pirate's slang by Uncle Dimma December 4, 2016

Miranda Rights 

a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2016