Tom's definitions

Swichous

Something so awesome, cool, neat, kickass, overwhelmingly the shit it can only be described with this one word.

John: Hey, did you watch that special last night?

Bob: Yeah, that was swichous man!

by Tom October 4, 2004

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004

boozed up

gettin piss drunk

Last night at the party we got boozed up

by ToM January 15, 2003

nobsack

a person who is not being very sensible .

for christs sake luke .... grow up and stop being such a NOBSACK.

by tom November 26, 2003

Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

pandy

A quiet, clean looking, rosie-cheeked, cherubic young male with no facial hair who has yet to realise that he is possibly very queer

I think you should date me Susan becaus frankly I think Greg's a little pandy.

by Tom July 17, 2003