Definitions by Tom

Sea Monkey

Funny litle things that squirm around in cheap plastic containers given in a kit by large Sea Monkey conglomorates.

1. Dude, my Sea Monkies are big, fool!

2. Hey Betty, where did you get your Sea Monkies?

3. I have a problem with beating my Sea Monkies.

Sea Monkey by Tom February 21, 2004

beey 

Meaningless word. Sort of means "stuff"

A noun, verb, adjective. Anything you like

"Good beey" means "good"

beey by tom February 17, 2004

Hammerd 

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

Hammerd by Tom February 17, 2004

FatherSynne 

overweight out of shape latino man usually named Ray Ruiz who likes to dress up like a priest and have private wrestling matches with children.

That guy is a total FatherSynne, keep him away from children

FatherSynne by Tom February 14, 2004

caz 

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

caz by Tom February 12, 2004

gel on 

Gel on: a phrase founded by the chav committee meaning move away from this area please

"Gel on you small bean regarder"

gel on by Tom February 10, 2004

it's all relative 

It's ok; it's no big deal.
Often used after someone screws up something.

"Yo man, I fucked your sister."
"Nah, it's all relative, she's a slut anyway."

it's all relative by Tom February 7, 2004