TOAST's definitions

like raindance

Paraphrased from an Ice Cube song. Means with great speed, really deperatley.

I need a pee like raindance

I need some loving like raindance

by Toast August 27, 2003

aenomicaluity

Random ficticious blotches of thermal nucleus power, usually in geometric sphericals.

Aenomicaluity anomalies of the supernatural absolute.

by toast March 21, 2003

chufafu

CHubbyFAtFUcker.
Pronounced "ChooFaFoo", and usually directed towards a female with too much fat and excessively tight club-clothes. Usually hideously unattractive. See Also "She-Beast", "Trugatha" and your mother!

1. I'm going after that cute girl, you play wingman and distract her ChuFaFu friend.
2. I'm never going to that bar again. It was loaded with ChuFaFu.
3. Alex was so horny, he got loaded on Malt Liquor and went trolling for ChuFaFu.

by Toast September 12, 2005

Gizzlw

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by Toast October 30, 2003

cumsoft

Cumsoft is the action in which one ejaculates, while soft/flaccid. The past tense of this word is camesoft, which is how it is usually used. It is extremely difficult to pull off, and has only been mastered by a selected few. One one master the act of cumsoft they transform into the holy entity of pleasure.

part of speech: verb

"Last night I got a snap from Marty and immediately camesoft": past tense

"As soon as I get the chance to see Richie I'm going to cumsoft": future tense

by TOAST August 27, 2019

toastprophet

One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.

The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.

by Toast July 22, 2004

plumsucker

This is a Dutch term for a sexual act that involves putting a belt around a girls waist, while engaged in coitus and cinching it tightly. This causes her hips to be pulled apart, thus permitting your balls to be inserted wholly, into her vagina. The belt is released, and the sensation is enjoyed to its fullest potential.

Check out that chicks hips, I bet she's great at the plumsucker!

by Toast January 21, 2005