TOAST's definitions

Pop-lock

synonym of pop and lock only a lot cooler.

Everybody who is anybody can pop-lock their way out of a dance-off challenge

by toast December 25, 2004

aenomicaluity

Random ficticious blotches of thermal nucleus power, usually in geometric sphericals.

Aenomicaluity anomalies of the supernatural absolute.

by toast March 21, 2003

cumsoft

Cumsoft is the action in which one ejaculates, while soft/flaccid. The past tense of this word is camesoft, which is how it is usually used. It is extremely difficult to pull off, and has only been mastered by a selected few. One one master the act of cumsoft they transform into the holy entity of pleasure.

part of speech: verb

"Last night I got a snap from Marty and immediately camesoft": past tense

"As soon as I get the chance to see Richie I'm going to cumsoft": future tense

by TOAST August 27, 2019

Gizzlw

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by Toast October 30, 2003

von shmoot

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.

That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".

by Toast January 21, 2005

like raindance

Paraphrased from an Ice Cube song. Means with great speed, really deperatley.

I need a pee like raindance

I need some loving like raindance

by Toast August 27, 2003

toastprophet

One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.

The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.

by Toast July 22, 2004