T's definitions

vaginal zephyr

1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.

After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.

by t June 29, 2004

guys

Idiot monkeys who were put on this planet for no fucking reason! They have no brains and drool over pretty women.

That guy is such an asshole!

by T March 11, 2003

father

The bastard that brought your poor life into this world.

Mommy, who's my father?
A drunk bastard
Yippee!

by T June 1, 2003

ass explorer

1. A homo. A butt pirate.
2. One who enjoys exploring the anus of of another man with his willie.

Ass exlporers have a greatly increased chance of getting HIV.

by t June 29, 2004

baser

A person, usually a crack dealer, who is tricked in to working or getting stuff for another for free.

ex woah..tried like a baser!

by T January 2, 2004

exce

pr0 counter-strike player

as in #classified.cs on quakenet

by T September 9, 2003

Float a keg

To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.

All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.

by T October 6, 2004