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by Paul December 15, 2003
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Get the true blue mug.the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 3, 2004
Get the tea bagging mug.Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004
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Get the nixus mug.The fernande is most commonly know as where the crust of a pizza meets its cheese and tomato topping.
by Paul July 23, 2004
Get the fernande mug.To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
by Paul January 13, 2004
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