Paul's definitions

Malarious

To die laughing

That comedy was malarious

by Paul November 4, 2003

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004

ki

kilogram of cocaine or crack

watch the movie scarface they say it throughout the whole movie

by paul August 31, 2004

fernande

The fernande is most commonly know as where the crust of a pizza meets its cheese and tomato topping.

My Tom, That was some good fernande there (can also be known as a fernande ring, or an F-ring)

by Paul July 23, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

magentacore

Unlike the commonly known fernande (the best damn bit of the pizza) in various other food stuffs, it is infact the center of said food stuffs that is the most pleasing to ones pallet.
This can be found most frequently in cakes and doughnuts.

After guzzling down an F-ring, mike turned to lucy and asked to partake of her magentacore, to which she hastenly agreed.

by Paul July 23, 2004

Rottweiler

A large, powerful black and tan colored Mastiff type dog. Thought to originate from breeding Roman herding dogs and Swiss and German breeds. Named after the town of Rottweil in Germany

They have gained a bad reputation as aggressive or dangerous dogs in recent years. They are actually very well tempered, but due to a handful of people training them to attack, and the fact that they are strong enough to do serious damage, many people fear them. Nonetheless, they are still one of the most popular breeds of dog.

Damn! That is one huge rottweiler!

by Paul July 12, 2004