Paul's definitions

canton

to agree with skuzzi, canton is not to be confused with North Canton. Canton is a ghettotastic city that is about 50 miles south of cleveland. 51 weeks out of the year nobody really cares about it and 1 week out of the year (last week in June), a bunch of weird football fanatics come to town and the regular residents try to be on vacation that week.

I went to Canton to pick up my friend, and they were arresting his nieghbors for possesion.

by Paul June 19, 2004

Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Hell

What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.

Wow, our lives rock! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time!

by Paul November 18, 2004

Maroon

a fugitive black slave of the West Indies or Guiana

Aaron Sands ain't black, but he sure is a maroon.

by PAUL August 20, 2004

dirtywhore

julie molina the girl who cody fucked in paul's guest bedroom while there were 4 people in the adjoining room and there was no lock on the door

Julie Is A DIRTYWHORE

by Paul January 13, 2005

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004