getting crunk

one/more of the following:
1 partying
2 pushing people around and getting wild and crazy in the club
3 getting high
4 getting drunk
5 dancing/rapping/etc. to a wild beat like Lil' Jon or Three 6 Mafia

Yeah!!! Okay!!! What!!!

by paul October 16, 2004

homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

by Paul August 21, 2005

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003

bootie

1. Slang for boots, commonly worn by cats and small dogs, usually made by hand.

"Mr. Thomas walked around casually in his warm booties"

by Paul August 05, 2003

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004