Coleman

he needs to get a life

coleman needs to get a life

by Obama Bin Laden June 23, 2024

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by Obama Bin Laden November 18, 2023

thunder

slang word for heroin

Hobo 1: Should i use this thunder?

Hobo 2: Hell no

by Obama Bin Laden April 20, 2023

mayonnaise

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

by Obama Bin Laden December 19, 2023

Mayonnaise

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah

by Obama Bin Laden July 05, 2023

touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by Obama Bin Laden April 15, 2023

Cinco De Mayo

a day where americans get drunk at mexican restaurants

Christopher got drunk on cinco de mayo

by Obama Bin Laden May 05, 2023