The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.
by Obama Bin Laden May 31, 2023
some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
by Obama Bin Laden March 24, 2024
in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass
by Obama Bin Laden June 21, 2023
by Obama Bin Laden June 18, 2024
the most overrated truck brand. they have engine ticking, oil leaks, cracked valves, transmission problems, etc. and every teenager wants one
jayden: my 01 silverado's silenoid is fucked
me: thats why chevrolet sucks
jayden: jacob stfu im not buying a ford
me: ford is just american toyota. i have a 95 ford windstar with 350K miles in my yard and it's still running strong
ford is better
me: thats why chevrolet sucks
jayden: jacob stfu im not buying a ford
me: ford is just american toyota. i have a 95 ford windstar with 350K miles in my yard and it's still running strong
ford is better
by Obama Bin Laden August 04, 2024
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by Obama Bin Laden August 18, 2023