Nick's definitions

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

Rumpilingus

Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.

I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.

or

On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.

by Nick February 9, 2005

box

Taters 83 ford fairmont. FEAR THE BOX CHEVY BOY!! Full tube chassis with a turbocharged 472 cubic inch ford big block. 1500 horsepower.

Tators out cruisin in the box again. shit!!! he just ate that blown camaro away. Did you hear that... I think that guy is crying because that turbo displaces more air than his entire engine.

by nick September 11, 2003

taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

by nick March 2, 2004

tiesto

v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.

a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.

Man I can't believe you made that song! It's so tiesto!

by nick March 13, 2003

hij

asomeone who is an over the top entertainer, drinks accessively for the confidence to "entertain" the opposite sex

that boy is mashed hes well funny, such a hij

by nick November 1, 2004