Nick's definitions

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 5, 2005

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

lima

1.Acronym for Lost in Middle America.
2.City in Allen County, Ohio for which aforementioned acronym stands, the mascot of which is a middle-aged man in a giant lima bean costume.
3.Not your average Bean Town.

"The citizens of Lima were ecstatic when Wal-Mart opened a Super Center."

by nick March 28, 2005

jit

A hiphop dance. Originating from jazz and tap dance. It is fast moving footwork. Most claim it originates from DETROIT.

Detroit it's the home of the jit...

he be jittin.

by Nick February 8, 2005

bloob

A blob shaped like a boob.

Dude my jello looks like a bloob.

by NICK March 10, 2004

Fuck Me Raw

When a horny bitch wants you to fuck the hell otta her.

That bitch was beggin me to fuck her raw.

by nick March 3, 2005