Definitions by Michelle

hawaii 

the coolest place ever

i wish i lived in hawaii

hawaii by Michelle June 28, 2004

Ass Valet 

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

Ass Valet by Michelle June 25, 2004

dude 

1.a word often used by surfers, but others tend to say it.
2. a hair on a elephants asscrack!

1.DUDE! that wave was totally gnarly!
2.That dude is sick!

dude by michelle June 23, 2004

Hard Floppy 

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

Hard Floppy by michelle June 10, 2004

Mantasmagorical

adj. Extremely and competely cool.

Dude, that's Mantasmagorical!

Mantasmagorical by Michelle June 4, 2004

progiantiascasmic 

Adj. Extremely huge

Woah! Her ass is progiantiascasmic!

progiantiascasmic by Michelle June 4, 2004

retard 

George H. W. Bush

Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?!?!?!

retard by Michelle May 24, 2004