Max 300

An extremely fast and difficult song from DDR, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities. It was the first 10 footer to appear when it debuted on DDRMAX and the fastest song to date. Once you pass thing song, you can join the "Max club".

I'd rather run suicides than play Max 300

by Matt September 06, 2004

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

by Matt April 23, 2005

Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

by Matt June 06, 2004

Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 06, 2002

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003