Matt's definitions

silence

1. (v.) Another word to avoid saying "to kill." Which is what one definition of silence means.

See also: abortion, put down to sleep

2. (v.) To make someone silent. (n.) A condition where there is absolutely/almost no sound.

You must silence her. *bang bang bang*

by Matt May 9, 2003

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

cyst

uhh little bubbles

some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.

by matt October 25, 2004

Ricer

a person who tricks out their car with stupid mods.you can always hear ricers where ever you are but usually at night.all ricers have loud cars.

ricers trick out their import cars.that ricer has an ugly wing on his honda civic.

by matt December 13, 2003

diddly

Nothing. Shortened version of "diddly-squat"

I sent my money in but I got diddly back.

by Matt October 7, 2003

fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

by matt May 13, 2005

The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.

"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.

by Matt April 25, 2005