Matt's definitions

walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

by Matt May 13, 2005

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004

pr0nulate

to have haw7 internet secks with pplz online. must be used with the 0 as the "o" in it otherwise you are not 1337 and j00 are teh n00bz.

omfg i want to pr0nulate you in t3h arse.

ex 2.

would you leik to pr0nulate

by Matt November 15, 2004

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 18, 2003

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

by Matt July 8, 2003