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reddog

the best guy ever to roam the earth. has red hair and red skin, red eyebrows and he is quick on his toes, example:

red dog: "spell science"
kye: "s c i e n c e"
red dog: "now spell it with your eyes closed!"


reddog is quite the ladies man...

red dog:
have u got a bitch bud
red dog:
man i need a dame WOMEn
red dog:
i need one
red dog:
i deserve a bitch


one day he will be rich and famous and on tv and he knows it:

reddog: "well if i wana be a healthy redy through life , i gotta stay fit and know wat foods to eat etc, to make me live longer and happyer, i dont want to die young u know, i am think'n the world will need reddy in the furtue."
"hey did u hear reddogs joke the other day it was quite lame"

"haha i want to know what reddog gets in the school certificate"

"woah did u just see reddog throw a rock at that teachers face hah the teacher has to go to hospital"

"the sky is the limit when u have the skill and interlect of reddog"
by matt November 17, 2003
mugGet the reddogmug.

jewbanger

one who has sex with a person from the jewish faith
sally you had sex with matt hes a jew u jewbanger!
by matt May 13, 2005
mugGet the jewbangermug.

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy
1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?
by Matt April 18, 2006
mugGet the coondogmug.

ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003
mugGet the ass pumpermug.

bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)
he likes men. he's bonquesha
by Matt February 16, 2003
mugGet the bonqueshamug.

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.
Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.
by Matt August 3, 2005
mugGet the Mind of Menciamug.

bottle bag

A device used for smoking cannabis widespread throughout the southwest of england. It consists of a bottle cut off at the bottom with a plastic bag taped over the end. Suction is created at the cap by pulling the bag down. This sucks your cannabis smoke into the bottle and bag, and the whole bottle bag is taken at once providing a great rush. A portable version of the bucket
Pull me a stonking bottlebag will you mate
by Matt October 20, 2004
mugGet the bottle bagmug.

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