padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

YFDD

Abbreviation used in e-mails at Caremark. Stands for Your Funny Deb Dog.

Deborah: seriously...I can no longer have babies if that picture is for real. eewwww.

Alisa: YFDD!

by Matt March 24, 2005

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

YO Mamma

Noun: your mother, used to refer to someone's mother in a deragatory manner.

"Yo dude, i had sex with YO MAMMA last night! She's one good lay!"

by Matt December 10, 2003

nantucket sleigh ride

a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.

Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!

by Matt April 21, 2003

toss

powder or crystals from the bottom of a container of pot.

when you're finished that bowl, we still have all the toss left man.

by matt June 13, 2005