Mark's definitions

belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake

(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.

by Mark February 6, 2005

Quonk

The noise a swan makes

Swan - "Quonk"

by Mark December 30, 2003

cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.

You are a cocksmoke.

by Mark July 8, 2003

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

rmp

Read my profile, usually used of AOL Instant Messenger.

Screename: Hey rmp.
Buddy: Ok.

by Mark May 13, 2005

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by Mark November 23, 2003

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004