Mark's definitions

keat

a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before

my name is keat and i am a virgin

by mark January 13, 2005

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.

You are a cocksmoke.

by Mark July 8, 2003

rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

by Mark February 23, 2005

Boggie

A dirty fat boong who eats rats for breakfast

Hey! Is he/she a boggie??

by Mark August 25, 2004

Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

Bag Up

To leaugh real hard at something
To be caught or arrested by the police

by Mark April 14, 2003