Marc's definitions

Giulianistic

Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity

It was rather giulianistic of Mr. Whipple on his first day as the new boss to fire Will just because he accidentally over-charged one customer--the only customer he ever over-charged in his five years as a cashier.

by Marc April 7, 2005

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005