Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 05, 2005

Drone Xenomorph (DX)

The best sex I ever had.

DX has a nice package.

by Kitty February 28, 2005

lie'n hoe

to lie without any shame ,or control, or abilty to ever tell the truth .... to lose ones slef in ones lies....to be a hoe that lies

my friend is a lie'n hoe

by kitty February 17, 2003

Wha cha doin?

Asking what you are doing.

"Nothin, chillin at the Holidae Inn"

by Kitty December 17, 2003

schwippinator

Of or relating to schwip, another way to insult someone by saying they are a schwippinator

"You're such a schwipinator!"

by Kitty February 16, 2003

Fritz

to be broken down

My computer was on the fritz last night.

by Kitty October 15, 2003

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by Kitty September 12, 2004