Kevin's definitions

skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

by Kevin September 18, 2004

clamidia

an std with nasty discharge

such as lacie has clamidia cuz shes a nasty hoe

by kevin June 20, 2005

yae

Like this

I rock your world with a yae like mic.

by kevin October 1, 2003

waxed

1) success, 2) win, 3) won

"Just remember me when you waxed." (2 Fast 2 Furious)

by Kevin November 27, 2003

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004