Kevin's definitions

limey

British sailors sucked on Limes to avoid scurvy when pioneering the New World.

Yes, Britain may have had its day in the 'whole world' picture, but - we do know where the USA is, how many states it has and are generally up-to-date with the names of the major political players. 2 Questions for our American cousins: 1. How many counties are in England? 2. Can you define the difference between; Great Britain, United Kingdom and British Isles?

by Kevin February 14, 2004

Lucidonna

A painting or picture of Satan holding the decapitated head or corpse of Jesus. It is the premiere art form of Satan worshippers around the world.

For the poster contest, John decided to make a poster depicting a Lucidonna.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

gravy ladle

noun: a woman/man is in the doggie style position durring sex, when at climax male on top ejaculates in to his own hand and wipes semen into partners mouth.

I saw doin' it to her from behind and gave her the gravy ladle!

by kevin December 3, 2006

uh-uh

A way of describing "getting action" from a girl.

"Can I get a little uh-uh"

by Kevin January 18, 2004

dog bitch

1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.

Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

strong safety

the kunal khandekar from FOLSOM

my roommate from FOLSOM

by kevin September 23, 2004

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006