A Big fat guy who is at an adult age who still lives with his mum and smokes weed. Also has ginger hair
by John January 01, 2005
To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
by John September 15, 2004
by john November 10, 2004
x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis
by john April 25, 2004
arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.
Jon Stewart is an example.
by John November 15, 2004
by john July 21, 2003