Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 21, 2003

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 09, 2004

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

suv

SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

by John April 05, 2005

sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

by John March 28, 2005

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 18, 2004

rizz

1. To be equal or less then useless
2. To be sexually inactive to the oppisite sex
3. To be an outcasted, voted out
4. To have an IP 65.197.202.254
5. To be related to zezima

1. He is feeling so rizz today.
3. He was rizzed out by the elders.

by John December 11, 2004