John's definitions

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003

Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)

A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it

by john November 28, 2003

classic07

Supreme being, one of great power.

Wow, that man is a classic07!

by John August 31, 2003

choob

a choob is a person, usally in an online rpg, who has been playing the game for a long time and is high level but still acts as if they don't know how to play the game and continusly scams, lies, spams, and trys and use terms to make themselves seem big and smart and crap.

that choob keeps calling other people noobs.

by John May 13, 2005

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004

jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

system

short form of system of a down

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"

by John March 27, 2005