John's definitions

unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.

Duke sucks, UNC rules.

by John April 21, 2005

hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004

BringerUK

A godlike figure when gaming is concerned.

Oh my god thats guys BringerUK!

by John July 6, 2003

bulldike

A lesbian that is very man like, a scary dike.

Sally is a real bulldike

by John December 6, 2003

hyla

some sort of froggy tree that eats trees and frogs, similar to gregorians

hylas live in trees and also eat trees

by john October 22, 2004

doom 3

A game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.

I had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run Doom 3.

by John September 1, 2004

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 9, 2005