John's definitions

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

pedro

1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.

1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.

by john October 1, 2004

Jobby

another name for shit.

go and jobby yourself you rubbish shitjobby

by john July 13, 2003

diaper

a white fabric that turms me on!!

white fabric aww aww

by john November 2, 2003

Thugabee

A young, surburban, thug-wannabe. Often a white kid who dresses in Fubu, etc. Usually are in groups of at least 4.

1. The group of thugabees walked down the street in heavy jackets and bandanas, even though it was mid-summer.

by John April 28, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004