John's definitions

<:)

1. An expression of extreme happiness
2. To be very happy or smug
3. A Czar who is very happy

i pwnd you <:)

by John December 9, 2003

Licalotopuss

Lesbian dinosaur

A dinosaur that licks another dinosaurs pussy and the reason for the extinction of dinosaurs.

by john December 12, 2003

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

New York accent

The way Native New Yorkers pronounce there words. Manhatten residents do not have the accent because most are not from NY

Dawg Tawk New Yawk are some ways

by John April 20, 2005

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

hergatt

1. homo-sexual; gay; pole-smoker
2. petifile; likes looking at little kids asses

that man is a "hergat", that is gross!

by john July 16, 2003