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Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.
1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.
by John October 23, 2004
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baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.
by John April 12, 2004
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28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.
Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.
by John March 20, 2004
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Popolowski

A guy with a miniscule penis and a brain of the equivalent size.
Eric is a Popolowski
by John March 28, 2003
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Vegan

Someone who cares about the suffering of sentient creatures, and therefore does not consume eggs, milk, or meat, as well as abstaining from wearing animals or using products tested on them.

Meat-eaters are harmful to the environment, not vegans. They are the main cause of world hunger by wasting land to feed overbred cows who will become tortured and killed. Meat is an inefficient resource, and also requires a lot of oil in production. Don't say veganism is bad for the environment.

God warned against animal cruelty, and preched compassion. Many references made to meat were metaphoric or not referring to flesh. Most scholars believe Jesus didn't even eat fish, so don't use the pseudo-Christian argument either.

Finally, b12 and protein can be obtained from plants. Beans, nuts, and seeds are rich in protein, and many other plant based foods contain it as well. Seaweed, yeast, and raw organic foods have b12, and it also can be grown as a bacteria.

Debeaking, beating, tail-docking, ear-clipping, confinement, etc. aren't humane. There's no excuse for not being vegan.

The arguments against veganism are very ignorant.

The word vegan means compassion.
Woah, that person cares about the world, she must be a vegan.
by John September 4, 2003
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dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt
Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.
by John March 6, 2003
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get bent

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.
by john January 1, 2005
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