John's definitions

red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.

"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"

by john December 25, 2004

barnfart

An extremely sonorous and prolongated release of air from the anal passage. In general, people of over 50 years of age are considered capable of achieving the resonance to achieve such a feat.

In the shower, a sound loud enough to drown out the sound of the showerhead and lasting at least ten seconds.

by John December 2, 2003

Popolowski

A guy with a miniscule penis and a brain of the equivalent size.

Eric is a Popolowski

by John March 28, 2003

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

<:)

1. An expression of extreme happiness
2. To be very happy or smug
3. A Czar who is very happy

i pwnd you <:)

by John December 9, 2003

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005