John's definitions

leuk

"leuk" is originally dutch and can be used if something is okay and accepted (mostly following an interrogative sentence) or if something is great, awesome or superb.

"I really feel leuk today"

"That is a leuk idea"

"Let go to the movies to see the new one with Tom Hanks" - "Leuk."

by John September 2, 2008

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

whigger

white man that becomes severly colorblind, and not only appears to himself as black, but actually begins to believe he is black. In trying to fit in with "their people" they act black and listen to rap music. Whiggers have caused the mass unification of all races to erraticate the whigger.

Wanna beat up so whiggers?

by John October 18, 2003

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

bub

Used by Bugs Bunny and other 40's people to mean mac or bud. Short for both bubba and bubke or bubbe with both Yiddish and Southern roots. My stepmother's dad called me this all throughout the 60's and 70's so I revived it in the 80's.

Hey, bub, what's the idea?

by John January 10, 2004