Jesus 's definitions

big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004

Boohbah

Somebody who likes to hypnotize and touch children.

That boohbah is sclass'ing some corpses

by Jesus November 8, 2004

niggaonatuesday

means wtf(What The Fuck). people like sancho say this all the time.

That's like a niggaonatuesday

by JESUS July 10, 2004

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 23, 2003

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

Wang Jousting

Jousting with ones wang.

I wang joust you for your cookie.

by Jesus July 12, 2004

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005