Definitions by Jesus

strawbelise 

To make something like a strawberry or to mix something with strawberrys.

I'm gonna strawbelise you!

strawbelise by jesus January 21, 2004

mangralate 

to crush between to peices of sharp scrap metal spinning at high speed, preferably above 3000rpm.

Man those huge chunks of sharp stuff just mangralated me. Now i need reconstructive surgery on my face.

mangralate by jesus January 21, 2004

Dipshit 

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

Dipshit by Jesus January 16, 2004

homosexualist 

Gay or queer. As popularized by Daffyd from Little Britain

Daffyd is a homosexualist and a gayer.

homosexualist by jesus January 13, 2004

bench monkey 

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

bench monkey by Jesus January 13, 2004

gore 

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

gore by jesus January 12, 2004

triple s 

These kids don't know what a "triple s" is. They have define "The 3 S's". What triple s really means is "She Sucks Standing", meant for a short girl giving head.

Yo, I picked up this triple s last night, it was the first time in a year I haven't heard a girl complain about my carpet burning her knees.

triple s by Jesus January 11, 2004