Jake's definitions

go fishing

Go fishing is a way to say hand job.

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.

by Jake May 13, 2005

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

hippy

a nappy ass person who smells like ass and weed

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower

by jake January 15, 2004

yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.

Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..

by Jake January 12, 2005