Jake's definitions

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

by Jake March 26, 2004

stones

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

by Jake February 25, 2004

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

chi cheesy

great good awesome
its from hell and wisconsin

that weed was chi cheesy

by jake April 9, 2004

go fishing

Go fishing is a way to say hand job.

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.

by Jake May 13, 2005

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003