Jake's definitions
by Jake November 8, 2003
Get the navalstenchmug. 1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the goosemug. I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
by Jake June 27, 2004
Get the Pony Crankmug. A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
by Jake March 25, 2005
Get the schlutermug. 
(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature
She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the suppositorymug. getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"
that's about it, get crunk!
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"
that's about it, get crunk!
by jake August 4, 2004
Get the crunkmug.