mail

sending money; other assets;

Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!

by Jake November 23, 2003

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 16, 2003

foggler

to micheviously ponder wrong doing, usually accompied by wiggling of the fingers.

as in " The Butt Foggler" :

The Butt Foggler foggled the butt.

by Jake October 12, 2004

puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!

"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"

by Jake June 30, 2004

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.

"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"

by jAkE August 08, 2005

first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 26, 2004