Definitions by J

lamer 

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

lamer by J January 23, 2004

shotgun 

To place a marijuana ciggarette or marijuana cigar in your mouth backwards(while lit, with the burning end in your mouth) and blowing smoke through the mouthpiece into someone's face or mouth while they inhale.

If you want me to give you a shotgun, first you gotta dump the ashes off the blunt.

shotgun by J January 23, 2004

FFR 

For Future Reference

FFR, you should bookmark this website.

FFR by J January 22, 2004

kicked MySelf to the curb 

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

kicked MySelf to the curb by J January 21, 2004

Dime 

A woman who is a perfect "10"

JayZ-"where my dimes at"

Dime by J January 21, 2004

diesel 

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.

actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel

diesel by J January 21, 2004

CollectaCheck 

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

CollectaCheck by J January 21, 2004