smartasstical

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.

Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.

by J April 20, 2004

What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

by J April 19, 2005

Santoor

is a stringed instrument which is popular in the middle East. It is of great importance in the Indian state of Kashmir. Santoor is used there for accompanying a type of classical music called 'Soofiana Kalam', along with other instruments.

Santoor is made of a box of wood, trapezoid in shape. Over this there are thirty bridges, arranged in fifteen rows, two in each row. A set of four strings of metal tuned to the same note is stretched over each pair of bridges, thus the total number of wires is sixty. The length and thickness of strings vary according to the octave, the strings are thickest in the lower octave. It is played with a pair of flat wooden pieces curved at the striking end.

The sound that comes from a Santoor is unbelievable.

by j August 28, 2004

FLY DOWN

the closest meaning i could come up with to the Man Down

kid' aight, the fly situation is under control...
J' nice one
kid' chyeah

by J April 01, 2005

Buns

play or a source of play

Yo man, did you get any buns from that girl last night?

by J September 06, 2003

boge crew 2

Boge Crew II is second only to the original Boge Crew. The Boge Crew II is made up of the best of the best. They enjoy the weekends in New York City, usually at the Rock, or the Great Lawn.

The Boge Crew II is so hot right now.

by J January 28, 2005

FQ-400

The Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VIII MR FQ-400.

Wow! This baby has a 2 litre engine, but manages 0 to 60 mph in 3.5 seconds!!!

For all those of you who are uneducated this is quicker than a Zonda, a carrera gt, even a Ferrari Enzo!

Whooaa! Only my skyline could do that beast!!

by J January 08, 2005