Freddy's definitions

bjorn

a can or bottled beer or keg

Hey...pour me a nice cold bjorn!
A bjorn is a single beer, but multiple beers are known as bjornyan'

by freddy February 27, 2005

shit monger

A senior at NRHS who thinks he is the shit. Also named as Grant

Can also be used as monger of shit

Shut up shit monger, don't be hatin.
Holler

by Freddy March 28, 2005

Marajuana

You Forgot Mull

lets smoke Sum Mull

by Freddy May 24, 2003

Nirvana

Best band ever www.indefenseofkurtcobain.com and www.justiceforkurt.com courtney love killed kurt cobain, and the case needs to be reopened, rome(kurt was on tour in rome when he had an "overdose") was a murder attempt by courtney and dewitt (the pussy ass nanny), they tried putting rohypnol (date-rape drug) in his champaine, it worked but he lived instead of what they had planned on happening, kurt had no drug but rohypnol in his system

Bitch courtney killed kurt cobain.

by Freddy April 17, 2004

K-lagging

1) A girl who cleanses the skin of the testicles for sexual pleasure.

1) I fell in the mud and Kryslte was K-lagging me.

by Freddy November 17, 2004

Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE's)

The best fraternity in the world.

Damn, those TKE's are badass, they floated 12 kegs in an hour.

by Freddy March 7, 2005

Pain Series

All the horrors of the world, compressed into seven JPEGs. Never meant to be viewed by mortal eyes.

You threw up when you saw Goatse? Just wait until you see the Pain Series!

by Freddy December 1, 2003