Eric's definitions

awesomeness

1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things

Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...

by Eric May 16, 2004

beast

Mad wack

Verb: To beast; to yell or be a douche about something

"Neal, you have to go to boyscouts? that's beast"

"My moms beasting me becasue i failed 2 classes"

by Eric March 28, 2004

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 6, 2004

reinerate

To reiterate, according to President Bush

"I want to reinerate what I said the other day. Our policy is to..." Bush

by Eric November 7, 2003

Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006

paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

by Eric January 29, 2004