David's definitions

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 11, 2003

L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

by David March 4, 2004

2pac

Two pack saltshaker is a bitchass fake mofo

2pac's dead, get over it, let me suck yo mama's tit

by David March 30, 2005

piamp

Jus a word that defines "pimp" but a way cooler way of sayin it

" Holy shit! " David looks so "piamp" today!

by David March 24, 2004

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

Dinosaurs were reptiles.

by David March 6, 2004

walt, the

Being really clutch at life and for sure not shooting 50 in golf tryouts.

I pulled a walt and dominated life.

by David February 15, 2005