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bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.
Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?
by david April 17, 2005
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majorly

majorly is what you get when you mumble and slur "major league". So, I am "major league" annoyed = I am "majorly" annoyed.
"He was majorly upset."
by david June 28, 2004
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Sam-u-rai

Exclamation used to express approval or awe. (New Norberian English)
Synonyms: "Outtasite!"; "Dyn-o-mite!"
"That's your new dirt bike?? SAM-U-RAI!!!"
by David January 7, 2005
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Oort Cloud

A cloud of comets that some astronomers believe exists at the edge of the solar system. There is no evidence to prove the existence of this cloud.
Astronomers believe in the Oort Cloud.
by David March 8, 2004
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figured

a person, mainly a girl, who has a nice shaped body.
Lauren has a model-ish figure.
by david October 9, 2004
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wanksock

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!
by David February 20, 2004
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assholes

any group of people who offend you
nu septaton are a bunch of assholes
by david October 12, 2003
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