Definitions by David

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

pager by David March 6, 2004

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

pantry by David March 6, 2004

lie detector 

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

lie detector by David March 6, 2004

big bang 

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

big bang by David March 6, 2004

commode 

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

commode by David March 6, 2004

invertebrate 

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

invertebrate by David March 6, 2004

daddy

Baby-talk word for dad. It is wrong for adults to call their father ''daddy''. Adults call their father ''dad''.

''Daddy'' is baby-talk.

daddy by David March 6, 2004