penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.
"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff
by Dave January 15, 2004
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fawk

"Fawkin' sheet!"
-the buffoon in Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" CD
by Dave February 29, 2004
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Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.
I just can't relax on this Denley.
by Dave November 19, 2003
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Donut Fuck

A general term used to describe any situation in which one encounters a narrow, well fortified entrance to a base or camped area.
There's a sniper at the end of that donut fuck (a.k.a. hallway).
by Dave November 13, 2003
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wool

Did you see that shit? That guy's a wool!
by Dave August 13, 2003
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EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.
Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?
by Dave August 01, 2004
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sneaking suit

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.
"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
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