Dave's definitions

spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

by dave October 22, 2004

schutzstaffel

shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).

"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

dictator

A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.

Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.

"The reason this definition was removed:

BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK

Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me

by Dave February 27, 2005

nickel and dime

Traditionally used as part of the larger phrase "To be nickled and dimed to death", referring to the undesired price of upkeep for a certain item. More fundamentally, it refers simply to seemingly hidden ongoing expenses which, over time, add up to a large expense.

That POS Ford is nickle and diming me to death.

by dave June 24, 2004

untied

Very common mispelling of "united".

"Making a typo that reads 'UNTIED States of America' is very very very very very bad. Watch out!"
-me

by Dave October 31, 2004

ghost town

A term referring to a town that is literally uninhabited, hence its name.

"Silent Hill is a true ghost town."
-me

"There were a lot of ghost towns during the era of the Wild West thanks to roughneck criminals comin' in and a'shootin' the place up."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

hemaboaphilliac

A person who had sex with flaming dead cows.

Adam is such a hemaboaphilliac.

by Dave March 31, 2005