Dave's definitions

cuntbag

one who is a complete cunt and deserves to be called such

"My friend Ashley is a cuntbag because I'm at college and she hasn't sent me any letters, emails, or even called"

by Dave August 25, 2006

stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

by Dave November 4, 2003

Sparkledaze

The creator/inventor of everything that is known and will ever be known.

"Hey, have you seen that thing the internet?"
"Yeah, Sparkledaze invented that!"

by Dave November 6, 2003

seroius

Used mostly by aisand in britain, after telling the manything what so ever.

actually pronounced in a high pitched voice 'seeerious'?

Dave - i got a drink for £4
Adeel - SERIOUS???

by Dave November 9, 2003

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.

"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."

by Dave November 10, 2003

conundry

Kill Sean. See stear.

Clayton: "I'm bored."
Dave: "That is quite the conundry."
Sean: <--- Dead

by Dave November 10, 2003